Sexy Songs
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Do try this at home.

We at Billboard could try to peg this analysis -- produced in cooperation with the big sexy brains at Spotify and the Echo Nest -- of listeners' favorite sexy sex songs as a seasonal offering, something to the tune of: "It's summer, it's hot and steamy out, so let's see what's getting y'all really hot and steamy." But honestly? The anecdotal evidence we have seems to indicate that human beings do the naked tango pretty much year-round. Every season has an excuse! Winter: Get warm (duh). Spring: It's in the air. Autumn: Rolling around in the hay rides. So instead we're just going to say: Enjoy yourselves.

This comprehensive playlist (just below) was put together by canvassing Spotify's 1.1 billion playlists across 40 million users for instances of "sex" and "sexy" in the playlist title over the course of two weeks this summer.

The result is a set of songs guaranteed to, if nothing else, give you the greatest chance of hitting at least one nerve alongside your significant other (or significant-for-right-now).

Additionally, the top 500 songs were analyzed through the Echo Nest's acoustic analysis to determine the most and least danceable, the longest and shortest, and on and on, which we've displayed (beautifully, if we do say so ourselves) below.