Heartthrobby actor Robert Pattinson stopped by "Late Night" yesterday to confide in Seth Meyers with some scandalous secrets from his past.
For one, he's always dreamt of being a rapper and even has a name for the project.
"When you were younger you wanted to be a rapper?" Meyers asks, to which Pattinson replies, "Yeah, one hundred percent," with a completely straight face. "I still kinda do."
Pattinson's name? Big Tub, because he was "very paranoid" about his weight.
"I didn't know how to scratch so I used to pull up and down the zipper of my hoodie -- it sounds exactly like it!" Pattinson continues.
So far, no word on a release date from Pattinson's (imaginary?) group, Big Tub and the Tabbycats.
Despite this confessional, Pattionson didn't have the courage to spit a verse, unlike Brian Williams.