'Justin Bieber Shot Me,' Says Aziz Ansari In 'Funny Or Die' Video
Hyper-sexual crooner Raaaaaaaaandy is starting beef with Justin Bieber. In this new "Funny or Die" video, the alter-ego of comedian Aziz Ansari alleges that the teen pop sensation shot him in the knee and stole the concept for his single "Baby" in a studio session.
"Two months ago, I was in the studio…working on a Raaaaaaaaandy mixtape," Ansari explains. "Justin Bieber drops by and he's all like, 'Oh, I just wanna watch y'all work." In the hilariously dramatized reenactment that follows, Bieber -- reimagined as a pudgy stoner kid -- stops by the studio session, where Ansari is hanging out with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs's Nick Zinner and TV on the Radio's Dave Sitek, and recording a song that sounds eerily similar to the 15-year-old's current hit single, "Baby."
"I wanna call that one 'Baby, Baby,'" Ansari says before the unthinkable happens. Bieber pops a cap in Raaaaaandy's knee, drops a few F bombs and runs away with the song's lyrics sheet. The next day, the Bieber came back to do even more damage by trashing the entire studio.
No response yet from Bieber, but the world awaits with bated breath.