Tweets of the Week: 2/26/11

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@kanyewest: an abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin' bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas!
@keshasuxx (Ke$ha): wheres my blue liipstick. i think my mom took it.
@RealWizKhalifa: ive come to grips wit tha fact that people get high juss off smellin me
@ladygaga: Just pulled out of MSG, tears streaming down my face. Turned radio on + Born This Way was roaring. Believe, + catch your subway to destiny.
@bestycoastyy (Best Coast): How has no one already noticed that "born this way" sounds like "waterfalls" by TLC!?
@Toddyrockstar (Todrick Hall of American Idol): Just went to the projects and was greeted by a host of roaches! Hilarious, I loved it.
@JohnLegend: Tweeting from the white house bathroom! http://twitpic.com/42zhvh
@HaeleyVaughnn (Haeley Vaughn of American Idol): Watching Bad Girls Club makes me so ever so thankful to my mom...for teaching me manners, respect, and proper english...thank you mommy.
@50Cent: Oh my God I love kids lol I just gave a bunch of little kids in my hood $20 one of the little kids said damn you got all da money.
@kelliepickler: Watching Paranormal Activity 2 w/ grandpa. He screams like a girl. Ha!
@MarkHoppus: Last night's dream: I fought off an attacking werewolf (manly!) with my flat iron (not so much...)
@tommcfly (Tom Fletcher of McFly): If you're not coming to the tour then you're a big poop head. Nobody wants to be a big poop head.
@JeanGreasy (JeanGrae): Hey Puerto Rico. Thumbs. Up. On. Your. Gorgeous. Men. #thankubabypuertoricanjesus
@MissKellyOt (Kelly Osbourne): over it! the toilet over flowed due to a mystery log rider so i spent the last 2 hours walking around my apt dry heavin
@chamillionaire: Carmelo goes to New York?? Awwww DAMN GINA (Martin Voice)
@JoshGroban: I'm grateful I didn't have to be 16 during a time when Super Sweet Sixteen was on MTV. Let's make 99% of all american teens feel inadequate!
@JulietSimmsALL (Juliet Simms): don't change who you are for anyone else. Unless you kill people..then you should stop doing that
@SouljaBoy: I just want to say yes i play pokemon on nintendo ds and i dont want to lose any swag behind that. Dont judge me lol i made it too far
@FreddieGibbs: U know u got a real bitch if u send her to the store and she bring u back yo change,
@davenavarro6767 (Dave Navarro): Guys, may as well cc yur girlfriend on all your outgoing e-mails and texts. She gonna read them anyway...
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