Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 3/5/2011

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@Pink: Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!
@JoshGroban: How come as a "classically influenced pop singer" I don't get to lash out in song at the haters the way rappers do?
@ladygaga: BORN THIS WAY. WRITTEN BY LADY GAGA. DIRECTED BY NICK KNIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY BY LAURIE ANN GIBSON. WELCOME TO G.O.A.T. http://bit.ly/hGQJpd
@questlove (Questo of the Roots): tyson got me wanting to raise pigeons.
@travisclark (We the Kings): Jay-Z is the man. Such a stand up individual and talented human being.
@JulietSimmsALL (Juliet Simms): I'd catch a grenade for yaa too..if the pin was still in it
@IAmJessieJames (Jessie James): I like morning breath. Sometimes I dont wanna brush my teeth for a few hours. Call me sick. I don't care
@JulianPerretta : March? Already? only 28 days in Febuary? I needed a couple more. Why didn't anybody warn me!
@TheFatBoys : Oh, ok. I didnt know Dancing with The Stars had FAT people on it. Sign me up
@ClaudeKelly : so wait, according to Mr. Farrakhan, if you enjoy Rihanna you're "swine"...What in the heat wave hell? or should i just say "oink oink?"
@JeanGreasy (JeanGrae): Love should inspire and make you want to be a better human. If it's doing something else, RUN!!!
@TheRealJordin (Jordin Sparks): Um & March just smacked me in the face. 3rd month of the year already?!
@Diplo : killer african bees r coming to get me
@jeweljk (Jewel): Every1 acts like its ok 2 abandon all manners when at the airport. Elbows flying on way 2 escalator jst 2 wait 4 an hour at the same gate
@Toddyrockstar (Todrick Hall of American Idol): Guess we'll all have to count on Beyonce to ONCE AGAIN come hold it down for the divas since Gaga and Britney are slacking
@MarkHoppus: Just saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it. So gnarly. Had to share with someone. Thanks for listening.
@TedLeo (Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists): .@anniemonster "The Spaghetti Warehouse???" Is it haunted by the ghosts of actual Italian people bemoaning the amount of sugar in the sauce?
@LeonaLewisMusic: It's so sad how some women try and bring other women down or pit them against eachother. We need to be elevating eachother stop hating
@jasonderulo: Is it just me? Every time I send some1 a text that was meant 4 someone else, it's always the worst ones! LOL
@SiaMusic (Sia): also i am wearing a diaper on my head, as i forgot my shower cap for this conditioning treatment. it's actually way snugglier and less noisy
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