Pop singer-songwriter Sia has a few simple, understandable personal requests: she wants to swing from the chandelier, she wants to live like tomorrow doesn't exist, but perhaps most importantly, she wants a competent dry cleaner. Sadly, Sia did not receive the latter pleasure recently, and has asked her Twitter followers to help her find some semblance of retribution.
"Suggestions for revenge/pranks on dry cleaner who ruined favorite things and won't take responsibility? Please discuss," the pop chanteuse posted to Twitter on Tuesday afternoon (June 17). The dry cleaner in question is Metropolitan Garment Cleaning on 101st Avenue in Jamaica, N.Y., who Sia says told her "'I been taken to small claim court many time, don't try to scare me, my insurance pay for lawyer, you no win,'" following the unspecified dry cleaning mishap.
After receiving a flurry of tweets, Sia posted, "BEST SUGGESTION!! Please write ridiculous terrible reviews HERE," and tweeted out a link to the cleaners' Yelp page. The singer also tweeted out the establishment's personal phone number, but deleted that tweet minutes later.
Fortunately, the nightmarish encounter won't Sia haunt for long. "Moving on. thanks guys!" she posted following the ordeal. Will nasty dry cleaners be one of Sia's "1000 Forms of Fear"? We'll have to wait until July 8, when her new album arrives.