Kim Kardashian, Kanye West

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are seen on the 'Avenue Montaigne' on September 28, 2013 in Paris, France.

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Did you hear Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have tied the knot? That they had a civil ceremony in the U.S. because they can't legally be married in France, where a lavish ceremony (with 1,600-plus guests!) will take place? That it's all going to be on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" some day? That Jay Z and Beyonce aren't even going because they don't want to be on some E! special? And that Jay's still going to throw his friend a stag party at 40/40?

Well, we don't know about some of those rumors floating around regarding pop culture's most prized couple, but we do know these four truths, courtesy of the future Mrs. West (who deleted three original tweets before reposting): 

It's here in her original stream of thoughts that the reality star added, "As much as we would love to share these memories, privacy is our main priority." We like to think it was at this exact moment that Captain Obvious tapped her on the shoulder, after which Kardashian deleted that tweet and wisely replaced with, "As much as we would love to share these memories on camera, we've decided to keep this close to our heart & share thru photos."

She continued:

Kardashian closes by saying "unless you hear it from us please don't believe nonsense!" You got it, Kim!

Additional rumors gathered by Trish Halpin