Watch Drake's Priceless Face as He Recoils from Madonna's Smooch

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Madonna and Drake perform onstage during day 3 of the 2015 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival (Weekend 1) at the Empire Polo Club on April 12, 2015 in Indio, California. 

What Madonna wants, Madonna gets. That’s been the storyline for the past 30 or so years. Drake apparently didn’t study the script. 

The Canadian rapper headlined Coachella in the Californian desert on Sunday night, wrapping up the first round of the two-weekend extravaganza. But it was Madonna’s surprise appearance on stage that threatened to melt-down the Net.

Drake Sucks Face with Madonna During Hit-and-Miss Coachella Set

As Billboard reported from the scene, the Queen of Pop began her mini-set with "Human Nature" before ripping off her dress for "Hung Up" and "Express Yourself." Drake reprised his seat-sitting role from Nicki Minaj’s "Anaconda," this time with Madonna calling all the shots... and hitting him with a smacker.

Remember when Madonna locked lips with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the 2003 MTV Video Awards? Sure, folks are still talking about it as though a couple of kisses changed the course of pop history.

This kiss will be remembered too. Madonna went in for a smooch which felt creepier the longer it went on. And it went on for an agonizingly long time. When she withdrew her lips, Drake recoiled. Watch the clip below.