"Honey, who ... were ... you ... talking to ... down there? Did we have a visitor?"
"Umm ... no. No one else was here. I don't think ...
"I'm just, you know, Y2K-proofing a few last appliances."
"Oh, OK, well come on up. It's almost two-thousand! Hey, you can help me finish that fruitcake we got for the holidays."
"Fruitcake? You want me to eat a fruitcake? That rock-hard log that would serve a better use in the fireplace than on a plate?
"You want me to eat that. A fruitcake. Reeeeaaaallllyyyy??!
"I mean, um ...
"Fruitcake. Wow. What's the deal with that?!"