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This Video Helps You Digest This Week's Apple Event in Less Than 2 Minutes

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Tim Cook, chief executive officer of Apple Inc., unveils the new iPhone during an event in San Francisco on Sept. 7, 2016. 

You're a busy person, with actual things to accomplish every day. So, no, you didn't have a spare two hours on Wednesday to watch a livestream of Tim Cook and The Gang unboxing new, courageously headphone-jack-less iPhones or the second-generation Apple Watch. And you certainly didn't have time to hear the tech giant wax about its new wireless earbuds, or how it has thankfully figured out how to make its devices waterproof, or even to watch Nintendo's fun presentation of an upcoming Super Mario game.

What's that? You also haven't had a chance to read the thousands of hot-takes, reviews and recaps (here's a good one) of the event on every tech-adjacent website around? Luckily Apple was kind enough to have you in mind when it created this video primer summing up the entire affair. It'll take up two minutes of your life, with 110 of those seconds featuring actual event info. Check it out.