Drake and Kevin Hart in 2014

Drake and Kevin Hart attend the 63rd NBA All-Star Game 2014  at the Smoothie King Center on February 16, 2014 in New Orleans, Louisiana.  

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What are friends for?

When Kevin Hart finally popped the question to Eniko Parrish, his girlfriend of five years, Drake wasted no time in doing what a friend does best: Mocking him mercilessly.

Yes, Drake also gave mazels to Hart via Instagram, writing, "Very special day for one of my biggest inspirations and a true friend!!! So happy for you both!"

But it was the hashtags where the real show went down. Drake called out Hart's ridiculous shirt -- a button-down emblazoned with a black lightning bolt -- and offered his services for helping the comedian pick out an appropriate tuxedo. You know, one without a giant lightning bolt on the front.

The aforementioned hashtags: #KevWhatTheF--kAreYouWearing #PleaseLetsDiscussYourSuitForTheBigDay #TooImportantToRiskIt #PowderPinkLinen

Wait, wait -- powder pink linen? Maybe we need a third person to help Hart and Drake....